Now a days you can buy a toaster that will automatically burn a Jesus onto your bread. Back in the day these pieces of toast sold for crazy money. The only thing that people love more than Jesus is TOAST. Why pay so much money for a rapidly deteriorating piece of bread? Because it's a LOL auction, duh.
Half of the time some place in Vegas will buy it just for the publicity. Check out these Jesus toast auctions that are live right now. Strawberry jelly stigmata ftw.
 Holy Toast Virgin Mary Jesus Novelty Bread Stamp $.50 5d 18h 2m  |
 Potato Chip Jesus Christian Cross Christmas gift CRAZY Potatoe chip not toast $999.00 15h 15m |
 Not Jesus Toast Is This Mary Mother Of Jesus Image In Novelty Mirror $99,000.00 11h 40m |
 Christian Themed T Shirts Fun Parodies Anigrams Catchy Phrases 1 Sided Options $15.00 3d 12h 29m |
 Holy Miracle Jesus Image Appears on Toast by Toaster $38.69 25d 3h 27m |
 Stories of Jesus David Goliath by Sarah Toast 1995 $3.00 10d 12h 53m |
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