Now a days you can buy a toaster that will automatically burn a Jesus onto your bread. Back in the day these pieces of toast sold for crazy money. The only thing that people love more than Jesus is TOAST. Why pay so much money for a rapidly deteriorating piece of bread? Because it's a LOL auction, duh.
Half of the time some place in Vegas will buy it just for the publicity. Check out these Jesus toast auctions that are live right now. Strawberry jelly stigmata ftw.
 Not Jesus Toast Is This Mary Mother Of Jesus Image In Novelty Mirror $99,000.00 3d 23h 31m |
 Stories of Jesus Little rainbow books Sarah Toast Very Good Book $4.99 16d 23h 50m  |
 c1901 Antique RARE OLD PRINT JESUS MARRIAGE of CANA WEDDING FEAST Toast of WINE $8.49 15d 21h 30m |
 Christian Themed T Shirts Fun Parodies Anigrams Catchy Phrases 1 Sided Options $15.00 7d 20h 40m |
 Stories of Jesus David Goliath by Sarah Toast 1995 $3.00 14d 21h 4m |
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